February 27, 2008

Rocketman

Today, Congress asked the Department of Justice to investigate whether Roger Clemens commited perjury during his testimony a couple of weeks ago about The Mitchell Report and his use of steroids. When I heard this news, I immediately thought of Commissioner Gordon flicking on the switch to the Bat Signal, which would be seen by Alfred, who would alert Bruce Wayne, who would then don the Batsuit and shuttle off in the Batmobile to fight a roid-raged, out of control Roger Clemens. This made me excited, and appreciative, of how exciting the U.S. government works.

Then I found out really happened was these two guys...




...wrote this guy...



...a letter....



...And now he's going to file paperwork or whatever it is Attorney Generals do.



Boring.

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