Contacts

I just lost one of my contacts, and I don't have any more, and my glasses are broken/lost, so this really sucks.

Walking around with one contact always seems fine at first. I go,"Hey, this really isn't so bad." But by the end of the day my head hurts and I want to die. I imagine that hanging out with Britney Spears would be the same way, only there would be a lot or cigarettes and cheeseburgers involved.

I wonder if I could pull off walking around with an eyepatch. It would work tomorrow, because tomorrow is Halloween. But beyond that, I think people might think I have some sort of eye disease or I'm just really into pirates.