Fish

I decided the other day that I wanted to buy a fish. Today, the fish tank came in. It is an Office Fish Tank.

I was in high school the last time I owned a fish. I bought a fish tank and a big, ugly looking fish. I filled it up with water and threw a penny inside the tank and made a wish. The fish died the next day. And my wish didn't come true.

That was a bad day.

My roommates don't think that the fish will last very long. I think they're stupid. The fish will live. They will live forever. And I will live forever. And we will laugh. We will laugh long and hard as we dance, dance the night away.

Realistically, I hope to keep the fish alive for at least a month. We'll see how that goes.