Lumberghfish and Miltonfish

Those are the names of my fish.

Miltonfish is a Japanese Fighting Fish and apparently does not get along with other Japanese Fighting Fish. I inquired about buying a fish that Miltonfish could fight with, but I was warned that fishfighting is probably illegal. I could go to jail and possibly get banned from the NFL if I participate in fishfights, so I decided to get Lumberghfish, a regular old goldfish with a cool black stripe on his back.

Miltonfish is a brave warrior. I know this because I imagine that all Japanese Fighting Fish are brave warriors. Otherwise they would be called pussyfish or something. Lumberghfish is kind of a coward. Anytime I make any sudden movements he gets startled and bumps into things. Maybe goldfish is a nice way of saying pussyfish. He also looks like he's always searching for food, he's a big fatass.

I'm excited to have fish.