Homeless

On my way back from the Yankee game today, I saw a homeless guy sleeping on the bench at the subway station. I watched this poor man for a moment, and I wondered to myself, how come you never hear about homeless people fucking? Do homeless people ever get any? With regular people or with other homeless people? Sometimes I see homeless people with homeless dogs, do they try and fuck the dog? How fucked up is it that there are homeless dogs? And is it fucked up that I'm more concerned about the homeless dog than the homeless guy?

The homeless probably don't ever hook up with anyone, but I think it would be funny to see a homeless guy try and pickup some girl.

Homeless guy: Hey baby, how bout after we rummage through this garbage can for food, we go back to my cardboard box and get to know each other a little better?
Girl: I would like that very much Homeless Guy. That moldy french fry in your beard is really turning me on.

I think I want to be homeless just so I could try that. Also, because I think begging for quarters is fun.