Speared

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. And the first thing I thought after I read this was, "Man, I could really use a cup of coffee." It was early in the morning and I hadn't gotten that much sleep, you see.

Jamie Lynn is only in high school, but luckily, she has her big sister, Britney, looking after her. I'm sure there will come a time when Britney will babysit. And by babysit, of course, I mean she'll actually sit on the baby (because she's an irresponsible whore).

Congratulations to the mother to be.