Drinking

When I get drunk, or if I've been drinking at all, I will get up two or three hours earlier than I want or expect to. Without fail. Today I woke up at 7:00 in the morning, turned on the TV and went online for a half an hour before I realized that it was 7 in the morning on a Sunday and I'm not a priest. So I went back to bed and rolled out of bed at 1 in the afternoon, just in time for football.

On weekdays though, sometimes I ignore my alarm and I oversleep a little, and I come into work late. And by sometimes, I mean every day. So I'm thinking that in order to wake up early every day, I have to drink lots of alcohol the night before. My theory is that the more I drink, the earlier I'll wake up. There's a chance I wake up at 2:00 in the morning at some point this week. I'll be able to get so much done!

I don't see any downside to this.