The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory

I was just reading the whole reaction to the whole Greg Oden injury situation on some of the basketball message boards, and I see on one of the off-topic posts say "RIP Tupac". And I immediately thought to myself, "Oh fuck, Tupac died?" After a moment of confusion, I thought "Wait, he died over 10 years ago. What the hell?" Then another second later I realized that today must be the anniversary of when he died. So I decided to google "2Pac" and find out when he died, but for some reason, probably force of habit, I went to CNN.com and just read the story on Bush's speech. Then I wondered to myself, "Wait, I wanted to do something..." I thought about it for a good two or three minutes before remembering that I wanted to know when 2Pac died. Turns out, he got shot on September 7, 1996 and died days later on September 13, which was 11 years ago today.

And then the green rabbit that's hiding under my desk flew up to my shoulder and said "Man, you need a vacation."