They're all meat eaters

It's hot as balls outside. This is a big reason why I like staying my room. I turn on the air conditioner to the coldest setting and let the room turn into a refrigerator. Eventually, it gets so cold I have to use two blankets when I go to sleep at night.

Someone might ask "Why not just turn off the air conditioner when it gets too cold?" That someone would need to shut their mouth.

I sometimes wonder how cavemen survived in the world without air conditioning. I sometimes wonder how cavemen survived in a world where they kept getting chased by dinosaurs. Imagine being a young man or woman in the prehistoric era, knowing that at any second an Allosaurus could sneak behind you and bite your face off. It's a sobering thought. I think a big reason I was never a big Flintstones fan was because I never felt that it accurately depicted man's epic struggle against the dinosaur. That was too cartoony for me.

Say what you will about global warming or war or Rosie O'Donnell, none of us has ever had to face the challenge of trying not to get eaten by a creature much bigger than us. Unless of course, Rosie O'Donnell is actually a cannibal. Or a dinosaur.