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Don Imus got canned today from MSNBC for being a racist. He called the Rutgers women's basketball team a derogatory phrase, and he must have not gotten the memo to never ever fuck with Jersey, because he got completely bitched out by everyone everywhere.

I never really listened to or watched him and therefore don't care whether or not he stays on the air. Yet, I would like to wish him farewell, in the form of timeless poetry.

With so much drama in the L-B-C
Its kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the Gs (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on Gin and Juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Farewell Don.