I just took two liquid gel caps of Nyquil. I am very excited, because I am about to get knocked the fuck out. I took two yesterday, and then I started watching The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (it was a repeat with that douchebag William Kirstol as the guest). Next thing I knew, my alarm was going off, and there was some lady on the TV telling me how coffee stains her teeth. That commercial is the best.
Nyquil is great, because it puts me in deep, deep sleep. So deep, that I don't remember my dreams when I wake up in the morning. This is a good thing, because sometimes I dream about being chased by werewolves.
You won't be chasing me through the forest anymore, Werewolf!
God bless Nyquil. And also, Oprah.
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