Hi Mom

While watching live TV, I notice that people, famous or no, who notice the camera immediately brighten up, wave, and say "Hi Mom!" I see this on the Super Bowl, at award shows, in Girls Gone Wild videos. Everyone takes time out to say hi to Mom. This is because, apparently, there is a cameraman who is named Mom. And apparently, Mom works for many TV stations. And apparently everyone seems to know Mom. Mom is friends with everyone. Mom must live such a life of importance, although it might be confusing if Mom has a family.

"Hey Jason! I'd like you to meet my Mom, Janet, and this is my Dad, Mom."

If someone said that to me, I would know I would be confused. Then I would be like "Whoa! You must be the cameraman!" Then he would say "Yes, that's right, it's very nice to meet you" and I would be like "It's nice to meet you too....Mom." And then I'd start crying. You see, it has been my dream since I was a kid to find Mom, so the day that I finally meet him would be very emotional for me. And I hope...for him as well.

And there's no way I can pay you back, but the plan is to show you that I understand.