The Next Episode

I don't feel like writing out what happened in episode 2 of "Manny's broken hand", so here's the online convo I had with my sister about the entire incident.

It's probably hard to read because I copied and pasted it off gmail, so tough. It was a pain to take out all the timestamps and I don't feel like editing it anymore. Have fun!

Janine: hi sir
me: hello
Janine: the office season 3 premier
me: is tonight!
i am exited
Janine: oh me tue
me: jenna fischer says we find everything out in the first episode
Janine: i am avoiding wark
oh really?
everything at all?
me: i guess!
Janine: oh wow
:)
me: i hope they dont ruin the show
the episode is called "Gay Witch Hunt"
so it might be about oscar
Janine: hahhaha
oh because oscar is GAY!
he is the homosexual
he likes to have sex with MEN!
oh so what happened with manuel?
me: he had surgery yesterday, but he didn't think they were going to put him under so he thought he'd be able to just leave right after
because he's dumb
and also the hospital mixed up his name with a guy named Enrique Manuel (really) who was having something else done to him
Janine: oh no hahhahaha
me: so he didn't tell anyone except his sister
and the hospital called Tarik but he had an appointment, so i had to pick him up
and manny is dumb because he texted me that he was in the hospital and needed to be picked up and didn't tell me where the hospital was
Janine: i like the idea that your life is like a tv show and that manny is an episode in it
me: so i was like "what fucking hospital" and then he gave me nonsense directions and i was like "just give me the name so i can look it up"
it was all the way in brooklyn
Janine: holy shite!
what a dumbass
me: because he is a retard and thought he'd be able to go back to work after getting surgery
Janine: wow
manny is the stupidest person i've ever had in my acquaintance
and i've had many an acquaintance
me: the hospital did confuse things, but he should've had some common sense
they put wires in his hand or something
Janine: what did enrique manuel need to have done?
oh, we should all learn from manny's experience
me: i have no clue, but that part made me laugh so much
Janine: 1. donut be stupid
2. donut paunch wals
3. donut be manny
that's all!