The One Eyed Man is King (of Pop)

I wondered a couple months back what race Michael Jackson is, seeing that he has not been a black man in quite some time.

It turns out, Michael is Irish.

Begorrah! Leprechaun theme park for Jackson?

Looks like Michael Jackson has taken a liking to the wee folk of Ireland.

The "Thriller" singer, who left the U.S. for the Mideast following his acquittal on sex charges, has been spending time on the Emerald Isle recently, and is looking into buying an estate there — possibly a castle — according to reports.

What's more, he's supposedly interested in opening up a leprechaun-inspired theme park.

You know what, I'm not going to joke about this. It's too easy. The article speaks for itself.

Instead, I will talk about blind people. On my way to lunch, I almost got hit by a blind person with his white cane, and I was like "Whoa, watch out!" and I immediately felt stupid. Because blind people (blindees? blinders?) can't watch anything. I felt bad for saying that. Then I felt better about myself when I remembered that I wasn't blind. Then I remembered that I'm pretty much blind without my contacts on. So I felt bad again. But then I remembered that I have contacts. So things are going well.

I also like the song "Blind Man" by Aerosmith.

I took a course in Hallelujah
I went to night school for de blues
I took some stuff they said would cool ya...hea ha
But nothing seemed to light my fuse

But that's all in the past
Like a check that's in the mail
She was a tall whiskey glass
I was an old hound dog
That just loved to chase his tail

Until I met a Blind Man
Who taught me how to see...yeah
A Blind Man
Who could change night into day
And if a I can
I'm gonna make you come with me...yeah
Because a here come the sun
And we'll be chasing all the clouds away...yeah yeah...