August 21, 2006

Never been to Denver, but I rock the Nuggets

A lot of people hate Kevin Federline, I have no complaints about him. Other than the fact that Britney turned from "smoking hot pop princess" to "fat hillbilly who's always pregnant" overnight, Federline is living the dream. Because no one would mind if their gorgeous wife slowly morphed into a dirty hog within two years...just as long as she's rich.

K-Fed reminds me of my uncle, Al. He stays home all day, goes out and gambles the money his rich wife earned, and has killer dance moves. Sure, "K-Fed" isn't as good a nickname as "Al the Dancing Sensation", but it's close.

This is K-Fed performing at the Teen Choice Awards. Pregnant Britney dressed like a cheap hooker introduces him. Yes, it's as great as it sounds.

 

Unfortunately, half my family is feuding with me, so I don't have any video of "Al the Dancing Sensation." It's a shame, because he's a sensational dancer.

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