Guilty

So JonBenet Ramsey's killer was caught and he confessed to being a sick fuck who accidentally killed her. I don't really have an opinion about the case because I didn't really follow or care about it. It's just interesting to me because it's been ten years since the murder and it was apparently solved. I don't know how they did it, but I suspect Gil Grissom must have been prominently involved. If I ever get horribly massacred and no one knows who did it, I want him and Catherine Willows on the scene. Everyone would suspect my wife, who had caught me cheating on her with the Colombian maid, but Gil and Cat would discover that it was that no-good neighbor of mine who had gone on a ten state killing spree before settling down in my neighborhood. The whole thing would be solved before the newest episode of Without a Trace.

I seriously thought JonBenet was a little boy at first. And that it was weird how his parents made him enter beauty pagents. And that if my parents entered me in a beauty pagent, I would want to die. Because honestly, I'm just not pretty enough. I can't walk in high heels and I'd get killed in the swimsuit competition. The host would ask me what my dreams are, and I would be like "To not be in this fucking competition!" Then I would take off my tiara and make my escape through the woods.

JonBenet ending up being a girl made a lot more sense.