In Sync

So the guy from N Sync turned out to be one big flaming fireball homosexual, and it's a big enough story to make the cover of People Magazine and even the front page of CNN.com and MSNBC.com. I was kind of confused when I read the story because I thought it was common knowledge that all the guys from N Sync were gay. Maybe the next People is an special issue about things everyone knows already, like the sky is blue (unless it's cloudy, then it's varying shades of gray) or that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are delicious.

You know what would be a great news story, if Lance Bass (the N Sync guy) fucked a turtle. That would be interesting, because I'm not exactly sure how turtle-fucking works. Would you take the turtle out of the shell, or is it proper etiquette to leave the shell on? Can women also fuck turtles (Paris Hilton would be all over that) or is it strictly a male-on-reptile activity? It would be newsworthy and informative. People Magazine, Science Magazine, and Turtle Fuckers Weekly would have all have cover stories.