Jerry

Brett (2:17:30 PM): im gonna try and get on jerry springer
Brett (2:17:33 PM): i have a great storyline

Me (2:17:47 PM): hahaha really?

Brett (2:17:59 PM): ok ready

Me (2:18:09 PM): i cant wait

Brett (2:18:23 PM): we go on... me and my gf... jerry brings us out together and we detail this amazing fairy tale relationship

Brett (2:18:44 PM): we grew up in the same hometown... we were high school sweethearts blah blah we have the all american tale

Brett (2:18:57 PM): jerry tells us theres someone here who has to tell us something

Brett (2:19:16 PM): out comes my mom (or some woman pretending to be my mom)

Brett (2:19:36 PM): she says she can tell things are getting serious between us so she has to tell us a secret

Brett (2:20:19 PM): turns out... way back when... she had a daughter she put up for adoption

Brett (2:20:26 PM): it's my girlfriend... and we are really brother/sister

Brett (2:20:55 PM): of couse i react like OH MY GOD NO WAY

Me (2:21:01 PM): hahaha

Brett (2:21:07 PM): and disgusted

Brett (2:21:15 PM): then my gf says she has something to tell me

Brett (2:21:21 PM): she has something to tell everyone

Brett (2:21:26 PM): ..... shes pregnant

Brett (2:21:36 PM): with an incest baby

Brett (2:21:47 PM): .... awesome right

Me (2:21:53 PM): awesome

Brett (2:21:57 PM): i think its a cant miss

Me (2:22:12 PM): and then 9 months later u should come in with like a shoe and tell jerry that's your son

Brett (2:22:21 PM): NICE

Brett (2:22:25 PM): or some sort of midget

Brett (2:22:27 PM): or deformed

Me (2:22:34 PM): yes, a midget

Me (2:24:00 PM): u should definitely try that

Brett (2:24:08 PM): thats what im saying!

Brett (2:24:13 PM): im looking up the website rightn ow

Brett (2:24:17 PM): im gonna call the producers

Me (2:24:50 PM): i'm sure jerry would love that