3:54 PM Tarik: yo son i wonder how the fore fathers feel about a negro becoming president
3:56 PM me: if george washington got transported to the january 2009 he would probably think that obama was biden's servant
3:57 PM thomas jefferson would try to seduce michelle obama
one of MSNBC's stories is about Diddy casting his ballot
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4:15 PM Tarik: ugh diddy is lame
4:16 PM me: in that story, usher and diddy and brandy are all "yeah we voted for obama, we're so proud"
4:17 PM and the one white person, taylor swift, the country singer, doesn't say who she voted for
Tarik: yo son that means she voted for mccain
and she doesn't want to lose any fans
4:18 PM me: or she voted for obama and she doesn't want to lose fans
Tarik: this is true
me: i assume at least 55-60% of country fans are voting for mccain
Tarik: diddy and usher don't care
since most of their fans vote for obama
4:19 PM me: daddy yankee said that he was voting for mccain, and fat joe got offended
Tarik: i saw that
i saw it on tv and i was like, "who the fuck is that spanish guy?"
and then they said it was daddy yankee
me: i'd say 98% of all rappers are voting for obama
4:20 PM 1.9% are voting for someone else or not voting because obama isn't black enough for them
and 0.1 is voting for mccain
Tarik: i would say 30% are voting for obama
and that's cause i assume the rest are not even registered
4:21 PM me: yeah thats true
4:22 PM i'd say 98% of all voting eligible rappers, which means 50% of all rappers
Tarik: i say 98% support obama
but only 30% will actually vote
4:25 PM me: i would put money that jay-z, beyonce, diddy, will.i.am, mos def, talib kweli, common definitely voted
anyone else is a longshot
i'd say there's a 100% chance that 50 cent didn't vote
4:29 PM Tarik: common, mos def, talib kweli, and will.i.am are the only ones who voted cause they want to
4:30 PM jay-z, diddy, and beyonce voted cause there would be a media storm if they didn't come out to vote
4:31 PM me: i would say ludacris and jay-z voted for obama because he's said that he's a fan of theirs, and its good for their career
beyonce voted because jay-z is a pimp and she does what she is told
and diddy did it for the attention
Tarik: that sounds right
4:32 PM me: eminem the white obama says that he was supporting barack, but my guess is that he's too dumb to figure out how to
4:33 PM Tarik: assume he said he's voting for obama, but he probably voted for mccain
he just didn't want to get his ass kicked
by his homies
4:34 PM me: i assume he says he's for obama, but he's actually a mccain supporter, but he doesn't realize that they're the two people running for president
he just thinks that they're two guys from washington dc
4:38 PM yo son, they actually do have obama sneakers
its a good thing i didnt wear my pair to the polling station
4:39 PM Tarik: yo son i told you to make sure
they would have turned you away
4:40 PM me: yo son, i double checked my feet as i left my apartment just to be sure
those sneakers make obama look like gollum
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