Esquire

One of the things I don't understand about Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive issue. Last year, Charlize Theron was named Sexiest Woman Alive. But in this year's issue, Halle Berry has now been named the Sexiest Woman Alive. I haven't read the magazine, but from what I've seen, no one is bringing up the fact that Charlize Theron is still alive. Or at least as far as I know. I'm pretty sure she's still breathing, but there's a chance I may have missed that issue of People.

I don't really understand how this is determined. Hopefully, it's via some sort of Jello match. That would be exciting and delicious, because Jello is really good.

I like cherry flavored Jello.