Holy Ship!

I was hanging out with Janine and Danny yesterday, and we all came to the conclusion that we need to make a lot of money, and also, somehow adapt to the changing world due to global warming. Case in point, it's October, but it's been 70-80 degrees this entire week. And the leaves are not turning brown, they are still green. It's three weeks away from Halloween. After much serious discussion, deliberation, and prayer, we decided that the best way to confront the threat of global warming is to acknowledge that the threat will change our lives, and we thusly must change our lives as well.

Which is why we are going to build an ark (like the one Noah created) run completely by efficient block-headed robots. We will name the Ark "McDonalds", and we will market our new business effectively by creating a TV drama series promoting our line of Ark robots. There will be a chef robot, a musician robot, and a prostitute robot with a heart of gold. And by heart, I mean, microprocessor.

This is a good idea.