Cleaning

Today, I cleaned my apartment, and I must say, I did a terrific job. The place looks so majestic, like a castle or a McDonalds that has a play area.

I was thinking of ways I could really pimp out my apartment so that it's really the best place on earth. I was thinking of getting a new TV, a PS3, and maybe a foosball/air hockey table. Things that would be fun and really brighten up the room.

Then I thought about how much all those things would cost and that made me upset. You see, you have to pay money to obtain these items, and as much as I would like to be able to steal those things, that would require a lot of work and preparation. I decided it would be more efficient to just buy a cactus.



And really, that is the best choice. What's more fun than a cactus? Nothing I say. Nothing.