Is it me they hawk, cuz I be putting in work?

When Tarik and I talk to each other via gmail at work, this is what we talk about for the most part.

1:50 PM me: Manny (1:50:18 PM): VICOTRY!!!¹

what a loser

49 minutes

2:40 PM Tarik: victory is for losers

vicotry is the truth

2:41 PM me: chris benoit was vicotrious in his match against starscream²

2:43 PM Tarik: hopefully gay manny will be vicotrious over serious manny

5 minutes

2:49 PM me: i hope that gay manny can somehow achieve vicotry over serious manny³

2:50 PM Tarik: i think gay manny will be the vicotr in that battle

5 minutes

2:56 PM me: gay manny has proven vicotrious many times

3:11 PM Tarik: manny needs to write his own dictionary. instead of webster's dictionary it would be gay's dictionary

3:12 PM me: he should star in his own TV show, it could be called Gay's Anatomy

3:15 PM Tarik: he could have a crime drama called Gay and the Fat Man. he could play both parts

3:17 PM me: if he starred in Different Strokes he could be Gay Coleman

6 minutes

3:23 PM Tarik: he should star in a Gilmore Girls spin off called Gaymore Girls

14 minutes

3:37 PM me: he should become a football player named Gayton Manning

3:40 PM Tarik: or a boxer named Mike Gayson

3:41 PM me: he could be a athlete-actor named Gay Allen and star in a Spike Lee joint called He Got Gay

3:43 PM Tarik: He could be a R & B singer named Gay Charles and have a movie starring Gaymie Foxx called GAY

3:45 PM me: he should run in the next presidential election as Dick Gayney

¹ Manny is using the famous Johnny Drama catchphrase "Vicotry!" right here. Not to be confused with the Johnny Drama catchphrase "Victory!"
² Two completely tasteless and repugnant jokes in ONE sentence. Beat that! ³ I explained the Gay/Serious Manny Dynamic here, but the story has taken on such epic proportions over the last couple of months, I really feel like that post doesn't do it justice. Everytime I run out of things to write about, I think that maybe I could tell the actual tale of Gay/Serious Manny, but I'm almost afraid to. I don't think a blog could really capture what the story is about. And I realize this is a tease, but thats why this is in the footnotes.