February 6, 2007

What a wookie

I have always wondered why no one complained that Chewbacca was naked throughout the entire Star Wars Trilogy. He had no clothes on! And I also have to question Han Solo's character, because who hangs out with an exhibitionist wookie? That is perverse. Even more outrageous was in Revenge of the Sith, when Yoda went to the wookie nudist colony to battle the Seperatist threat alongside these hedonists, who took time off from their mass orgies to swing from vines and blow up robots.

Still, Chewy would have been one hell of a major league pitcher.


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