Myspace

I don't have a myspace account, but I like to stalk people who do. That's the most fun part of myspace, I think, stalking people you know, used to know, want to know, or because they are half naked in their profile picture.

My favorite thing about myspace is people who claim they are, or want to meet, someone with inner beauty. As everyone knows "someone with inner beauty" really means "someone who is fat" or "burn victims". It's very noble that there are lots of people on myspace are interested in meeting burn victims. I think Freddy Krueger could have more friends than that Tom guy.

I had more I was going to say about myspace, but I'm also watching the All-Star game introductions and just watched Wayne Newton play the violin for a minute like a madman, and I've now lost the ability to think properly for the next week or so. I know they're in Vegas, but that's the last thing I expected to see. Wow.