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I have a very good feeling that the Colts are going to beat the Bears in the Super Bowl. It's not because everyone is picking the Colts, because contrary to popular belief, not everyone is picking the Colts. The #1 story on the major sports sites like ESPN.com, SI.com, the MSNBC sports section, was how no one was picking the Bears to win, and therefore the genius writers on those sites decided to pick the Bears to win. Unfortunately, they're not going to win. Bill Simmons can suck it.

Why will the Colts win? Because of Peyton Manning. That guy's pretty good, if you like 6'5", 225 pound quarterbacks. Laser rocket arm.

Here are my predictions, courtesy of Sportsbetting.com:

First play from scrimmage: Colts run

When will the first points be scored: 5:01-7:00 in the first quarter

Which player position will score the first points: Kicker

In quarter will the most points be scored: 3rd quarter

Will there be any points scored in the last two minutes of either half or both halves?: Yes, the first half only

The player with the most yards rushing in the game will finish with: 76-100 yards

How many sacks will be recorded in total?: 0-3 sacks

How many field goals will be scored in the game?: 5 field goals

How many will be the most consecutive points scored by one team?: 15-21 points

How many will be the most points scored by one player (including kickers)?: 9-11 points

How many yards will the longest touchdown (TD) cover?: 21-30 yards

How many points will be scored in total?: 51-60 points

When will the game winning points be scored?: 2nd quarter

What will be the last scoring play of the game?: Indianapolis touchdown or conversion

Which team will win the game and by how many points?: Indianapolis by 8 or more points

How many net yards rushing will Indianapolis gain?: 105
How many net yards rushing will Chicago gain?: 119

Final Score: Colts 34 Bears 23
MVP: Peyton Manning, Colts
# of commercials starring Peyton Manning: 1.5 billion