Kid Dynamite

I had a dream that I got into a fight with Mike Tyson. The reason why we got into a fight is because he was stepping to me, and I had to represent. I'm just trying to keep it real.

Everyone thinks Mike Tyson is a giant criminal. This is mostly because he raped a girl and beats up old people and gets indicted on drug charges. I've always been a fan of Mike Tyson as a fighter, though. And I think he's misunderstood as a person. After being pulled off the streets by Cus D'Amato, Tyson was never taught right from wrong, he was raised at a young age to be a violent bulldog in the ring. He became heavyweight champion at the age of 20, and was almost instantly corrupted by leeches like Don King and hangers-on who let him feel like he could do anything he wanted. And even if he wants to be helped, he can't, because most people think that he's a monster who doesn't have any feelings. I'm not excusing any of the crimes that he's committed, but he has never had anyone in his life who's had his best interests at heart. He may be a dirtbag and a horrible human being, but I have empathy for him. Which is why I am disappointed that he tried to fight me in my dream.

I don't remember what happened in the dream fight, but in real life, I think that I would have a good chance in a fight against Iron Mike. Especially if I was allowed to hit him a hundred times before he could throw a punch, or if I was allowed to bring a shotgun to the ring. In those scenarios, Mike ain't got shit on me.

Even in a straight up fight, Tyson isn't really that tough, as this video demonstrates.



If a midget who's apparently 3 feet tall can knock out Mike Tyson, then I'm sure that I could do it just as easily.

Just Bring it, Mike.