Democracy

Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary(!) Clinton are fighting because David Geffen, Hollywood mogul and a longtime supporter of the Clintons, threw his weight and money behind the Barackstar, calling him an inspiration, and slammed Hillary(!) for being overproduced and overscripted. Hillary(!)'s team took a swing at Geffen and Obama, demanding that Obama denounce Geffen's statements. Team Obama responded that Hillary(!) had no problem with Geffen when he gave President Bill Clinton millions of dollars and even invited him to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. Hillary(!) immediately followed up with "Oh no you didn't!". Obama came back with "Did I stutter? You must mistake me for someone who stutters."

I'm disappointed in Hillary¹ and Obama and the Democrats, who seem to have forgone the American tradition of respecting your opponent and conducting an honorable campaign based completely on the important issues of the day. You don't hear Republicans bickering about Rudy Giuliani dressing like a woman, or how John McCain once kidnapped a baby. I'm not a Republican, but I admire that when people talk about Republicans, they are talking about the challenges that face America, such as Mitt Romney's Mormonism.

Speaking of politics³, here's a picture of Britney Spears attacking a car with an umbrella.


I think when the inevitable movie, Britney Spears: Crazy as Fuck, comes out, Stone Cold Steve Austin should play Brit Brit.



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² He didn't really, at least not as far as anyone knows.
³ Politics, of course, meaning crazy, spoiled, redneck pop stars spiraling out of control.