And then you could fight them

A lot of supporters of the Iraq War say that we have to fight the terrorists there so that we don't fight them over here. That's all fine and good, but what happens if we do have to fight them over here? America is not completely safe. Due to illegal immigration, poor port security, and Canada, the threats to the United States are real. We don't know the threats that walk among us, but are secretly plotting attacks that could kill hundreds, if not thousands, if not millions. Terrorism is not fiction, it is not an episode of 24. It is somethng that we have to face and deal with every day.

Which is why, when I have children sometime down the road, I will train them to be ninjas.

This may seem a little silly, but think about it for a second. What is more dangerous and fearsome than a Ninja ready to strike? That's right, a hungry bear. Unfortunately, I don't have any place to keep a bear, so having Ninja spawn will have to suffice.

The following video can explain the value of Ninjas better than I can.