Nuclear

When I heard that North Korea had the bomb, I thought, "Man, I could really go for a sandwich right now." That is because I was really hungry at the time.

Actually, that's not what I thought. I don't even remember what I was thinking exactly, but I was probably hungry at the time. I think it's safe to assume that I wanted a sandwich.

It's getting really cold. I should probably buy a coat, but instead I spent my money on a Nintendo DS and a game. I feel that it was a good and smart purchase. So when I am found frozen to death later on in the year, at least everyone will know that I was entertained as my blood turned to ice.