In the morning

Remember the song that had the lyric "Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina"? I think that song is insulting, because I could think of ten things off the top of my head that is finer than being in Carolina.

Which goes as follows.

1. Being in New York
2. Being in Vegas
3. Being in Disney World
4. Being on Mars
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. A well played hand of poker
7. The theme song to Charles in Charge
8. The first three episodes of The Office this season
9. Linguini with Meat Sauce
10. Fine China

Of course, none of those things rhyme like "Finer" and "Carolina", which was probably the point of that lyric. I guess "You can get good pork being in New York" doesn't sound as nice, even though it's more of a true statement.

Never mind.