Transport

New York is thinking of banning trans fats from all restaurants. I would normally disagree with this, because the government doesn't have a right to control what people eat. But as I was going to my friend's house on the subway, a fat guy who smelled like pork sat next to me and took up three seats. I don't have anything against fat people, but if you smell like pork and take up three seats, you should consider stopping after that second or fifteenth helping.

I still don't think the government should control what people eat, but I have to say I can understand where they are coming from.

And Terrell Owens tried to kill himself. Or maybe not. The only thing left for this guy to do is rape a dog and go on a ten state killing spree.

I'm expecting that by Week 10.