June 27, 2006

Smooth Criminal

Remember when Michael Jackson sang that Billie Jean was not his lover and the kid was not his son? Turns out he was telling the truth.

What nationality is Michael nowadays? Swedish? Polish? Swolish? BTW, why hasn't that caught on? The combining of two nationalities into one word? Like Fretish (French and British) or Japorean (Japanese and Korean) or Scandinafrican. Ever see a Viking who could play basketball? He was probably Scandinafrican.

Sweden sounds about right as Jacko's new homeland. The Swedes make good meatballs and Michael Jackson is a child molester. OK, that doesn't make any sense.

Thriller was a great album.






The Pride of Sweden

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